Geezers Save the World 23. Cruise Time (en Inglés) - Andrew Fowler;Colonel Fowler

When Arty McAllister, Cecil Handle, and Bernard Thompson sign up for a relaxing senior Caribbean cruise, they expect lukewarm buffets, mild sunburn, and arguments over shuffleboard.

What they get instead: glowing pickled eggs in every dish, passengers turning into polite cardboard cutouts, a raccoon with a cybernetic eye, and a seven-foot Bigfoot in a Hawaiian shirt claiming the ship is harvesting human souls.

As reality bends, the ocean turns to liquid mercury, and a fleet of porcelain teapot UFOs arrives to "process" humanity's life experience into fuel, the Geezers face an uncomfortable truth:

They cannot win.

So they do what they do best-

They break everything.

Armed with a barely functional RV, a weaponized snore, and absolutely no respect for the laws of physics, the Geezers launch one final, catastrophic plan to save Florida from becoming an intergalactic charging station.

It's bingo for the fate of reality.

And the house is cheating.