From a childhood of drug smuggling, porn, violence and Rock 'n Roll, to an adulthood of more violence, GBH, stripping, punk, drugs, DRAMA CLUB, Rock 'n Roll, rape, alienation, mental institutions, invention, abortions, kidnap by press, infamy, plus heinously unfunny comedians, (names of some places and people are changed to protect the publisher from lawsuits brought by the guilty), Bob Crumpton, Franklyn Chancer, . Funny ones too; John Cooper-Clarke, Ian Cognito, Barbara Nice, Andy Robinson and Milo McCabe get a mention. Olympic skier, Alan Schoenberger too and Aaron Barschak. Leading to repentance, redemption and salvation in Jesus Christ. Ida Sputum takes you to the dark heart of comedy, out of its anus and into fertilizer, leaving you refreshed and hopeful for the human spirit. Finishing with a story of my great friend, the late and lovely rocker, Dave Kusworth and more...to be continued.