From H.L Carter, the author who bought you the surreal Carrotology series, comes a new form of entertainment. This book is a collection of some hilarious inbox exchanges between arguably the wittiest and most sarcastic woman on Facebook, and people with the IQ of a pickled onion. From being unable to accept a friend request from random guys in Turkey because she is too busy trying to cause a rip in the fabric of time and space, to declining an offer of mutual copulation from depraved Indian men on the grounds that she has misplaced her magnifying glass and is on her cyber-period, this book contains material that is amusing and appalling in equal measures and will make you question the very future of the human race.